Ah, the holidays.
Chilly weather and magical snowfalls, cozy nights next to a fire, gift giving and time with loved ones, it’s a wonderful time of year, the most wonderful time of year, even. Hey, that’s a pretty good hook for a song, someone should get on that. But as we’ve learned from various fictional characters throughout the ages such as the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge. and Burgermeister Meisterburger, the holidays aren’t for everybody. Some folks just have a bone or two to pick with this season! And not all of them are fictional, like John Mulaney, who is very much a real human person.
In a new-ish segment of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (or maybe it’s not new and I just haven’t been paying attention) called Wheel of Opinions, John Mulaney sat down and discussed some very important things, like how mistletoe is beyond creepy and Rudolph definitely deserves to go to therapy.